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Price is Right theme - check out the bassline

Funny how something as mundane as this has a really cool bassline.

File under "What the Fuck?"

I thought this was a funny, retarded joke video, but then went to the Zoo Race website and now am unsure if it's a joke. Don't neglect to check out the songs that were created for the game. These guys need to hook up with Xynfonica.

How to Spot a Fucking Asshole Hipster

This guy nails it. Do hipsters deserve the mega-Hitlerian hate they provoke in me and, apparently, others, too?

Star Trek characters having orgasms

Gladys Knight

Stephen O'Malley posts something cool on his blog

Turkish. Inscrutible. But oddly compelling.

Watch to the end

This is one reason I like heavy metal

Somebody looked at this album cover and said, "that's fucken awesome," without any irony.

As for Gamma Ray, they suck. An anagram of Gamma Ray is "ramma gay." Inspired by this, I went to wordsmith.org/anagram where I entered "Gamma Ray Land of the Free," which yielded such gems as "Horny Marmalade Fag Fete," and "a gay farmhand left me roe." Try it yourself.

Diamond Dave's isolated singing

Here's an mp3 of David Lee Roth's isolated vocal track for "Running With the Devil." He's such a silly son of a bitch, but I love it.

R.I.P. Bobby Fischer

What can I say? Bobby Fischer meant a lot to those of us who grew up as chess nerds. Back in the '80s, we knew he was kind of weird and reclusive, but as time dragged on, his paranoid delusions became stranger and stranger.

He may have been the best chess player ever. If Kasparov or others reach or exceed his level, it's only due to his efforts. Even as a crazed middle-aged man, Fischer, if asked a question about chess, could provide a lucid, rational answer. Asked about anything else, he would be reduced to profane oaths and racist barbs: he fully subscribed to white supremacist beliefs about Zionist occupation governments and such and was convinced until his dying day that the Jews were out to get him. (He, of course, was raised by his Jewish mother in Brooklyn and, it was later discovered, was fathered by a Jewish Hungarian.)

It's hard not to want to eulogize such a guy--but, in this case, it can only be for the chess player, not the man. WARNING: not for the weak-eared. This is very offensive stuff.