Worth 1000...

My mom just sent me this picture of my cousin's kids with Santa. Note Santa's expression and where a hand is positioned.

From cougars to rabbits

Just photos of some crazy (and award-winning) rabbits. I like the mortified looks on their faces.

http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/parade.html

Xynfonica

Here's some of the most retarded shit you've ever heard. I mean that in a good way. The music sounds very much like badly composed video game music. I'm reminded of the music from Super Ghouls & Ghosts, but it's more.....aimless than that. Also, the vocalist sounds like a demonic talking cat. Listen to an mp3!
Check out the lyrics too.

"There's no reason to give a free pass to a culture that celebrates murder, ignorance and incarceration."

Black athlete gets shot and killed. White media is excoriated by loud shriekers for focusing on his criminal past. Fox sports writer tells it like it might could be. Loud shriekers freak out again. Read the sports writer's editorial.

Cuteness built atop dirty pictures

In this video, the artist begins his drawings with such things as a pair of tits, or a dick and balls, then turns them into cute little cartoon images. I wonder how many intentional phalli and vaginae there are in popular cartoons. Artists must be doing it. Wouldn't you?

Cultural guerrillas in Paris

This is a neat story about a group in Paris who, for years, have secretly moved through the crevices of the city, staging cultural events in odd places, and even restoring dilapidated historical sites/objects. They recently revealed themselves after fixing an ancient clock in Paris' Pantheon, which is a big fancy old building with a dome on top.

Soundboard prank call

This is extremely funny. The movie this is from is A Few Good Men.

"Conservatives" are obsessed with sodomy

"Conservapedia" is the name of a website that was created by assholes who felt the popular Wikipedia online encyclopedia was created by sodomites as a tool to spread sodomy throughout the world. Conservapedia would tell it how it really is, unbiased toward Satan and his sodomistic ways.

If you visit this page, listing the top ten most popular searches, it shouldn't surprise you that nine out of the ten on that list are related to homosexuality. The main page is the most visited. I'm surprised "gay bowel syndrome" is only number five!

Giant sea scorpion

So these scientists found a fossilized claw of such a large size that indicates this prehistoric scorpion was about 8 feet long. How terrifying. Wouldn't it be neat if these suckers were still around? We could feed them with politicians. Picture that; instead of hanging the vice president for treason, he would be fed to giant aquatic scorpions.

Fun, yet sinister video.

God is everywhere.

You know you want it...

Somebody's getting this for Christmas.

Snarky sci fi writer's take on the "Creation Museum"

"Horseshit. Complete horseshit. Utter horseshit. Total horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit.....that is the key to understanding the Creation Museum."


Science fiction author, John Scalzi, was challenged by his readers to visit the Creation Museum that was built near his home. This is his essay/diatribe about his visit. Funny stuff.

http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=121

Neal, you've probably heard of this guy. I have one of his books but haven't cracked it yet.

For some reason, this appeals to me...

The artist's name is Amy Crehore. I like the tied-up satyr in the background.

Flying squirrels.

Holy crap!

I can see Todd declaring this a new goal. You can hardly blame him. This looks incredible.

Comet!

So check it out: there's this comet that, in, like, the last week and a half, suddenly brightened to over a million times its previous brightness. Astronomers are saying shit like it's "absolutely unprecedented in the annals of cometary astronomy." The anals of cometary asstronomy! Can you fucking believe it?

So anyway, this thing is supposed to rival the brightest stars in intensity, so go outside and check it out and shit.

The story: http://www.space.com/spacewatch/071026-comet-holmes-update.html

Citay

This is a S.F. band that channels that Battle of Evermore side of Led Zeppelin, but adds some slick electric melodic guitar work. Real pretty, spacy music. I'm going to go buy their records today. Here's their myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/citay07