He'd still be better than Bush.....

it was bound to occur sooner or later

Keepin' it surreal.

Sarah Palin speaks to local tv while turkeys are slaughtered mere feet behind her.

Was Newsweek ever a reputable magazine?

I think it sheds any credibility with the publishing of this article, in which the possibility that Obama might be the "antichrist" is discussed. It's baffling how this medieval bullshit remains so prominent in an age when information is so readily available.

it was Jesus that brung them gas prices down

The party is never going to end, you know.

It's funny because it's true.

Definitely NOT a photo shop job

See the header illustration on this page....

Idiocracy

This photo says it all, does it not? Check out the cro-mag in the background, Schlitz in hand, puffing on a cigarette. I'd say it's time to run for the fucking hills, but this is what's waiting there.

Glen Campbell

Yes, he's most recently famous for his mugshot following a DUI arrest, but listen to this fucking song. Keep in mind you're hearing the voice of a seventy two year old man. Beautiful. This is from an album of covers that was just released called, Meet Glen Campbell. You can look at it as a cash-in on the popularity of Johnny Cash's recent albums of modern covers, but that would sell this one quite short. Don't let that keep you from listening to this.

(Oh yeah, Steve, a couple Jellyfish guys are on this. Roger Manning definitely.)

It could be on your drivers license, like "organ donor."

And there's a story behind it.

Spongebob, what has become of you?

Objectum-sexuals

Here is an article about people who fall in love with objects. We're talking people who get it on with automobiles, steam trains, and in one case, the Berlin Wall.

Yes, but how many DEEP FRIED Heath bars does it equal

This is sure to be popular in the south and midwest.

Baskin Robbin’s Large Heath Bar Shake (32 oz)
2,310 calories
266 g sugar
108 g fat (64 g saturated)

Let's look at America's Worst Drink in numbers:

73: The number of ingredients that go into this milkshake.
66: The number of teaspoons of sugar this drink contains.
11: The number of Heath Bars you would have to eat to equal the number of calories found in one Baskin Robbins Large Heath Bar Shake.
8-12: The average number of minutes it takes to consume this drink.
240: The number of minutes you’d need to spend on a treadmill

They might as well go ahead and throw some rum in it, don't you think? More about heinous sugar drinks here.

Orangutan spear fishing!

I wonder why this isn't reported by Amurr'kin news...

Golly!

Don't know why it took me so long to get into these guys...

Negativland