Batman squirt gun

Old, but needs to be remembered....

Candlemass

Pretty righteous show, Chris--you should see them at Slim's. This video might fit the bill for retarded genius, though--or just retarded. Leif's armcast during the guitar solo. Messiah's choreographed "doom dance" at the end with the "bewitched" army of Slayer patches. What were they thinking? To be fair, what were we ALL thinking in the 80's?!

Edible Anus

No shit.

This makes me happy.

There needs to be a term for this kind of Retarded Genius. Suggestions?

Crazed woman on subway

Crazy Subway Girl (with subtitles) - Watch more free videos

She should get a duet going with the guy who sang O-mazing Grace.

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

Jake E. Lee covering Surfing With the Alien. Jesus.

Virgin Killer

Conservative numnuts have their knickers in knots about a thirty-year-old album cover:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/?pageId=63722

Here it is, folks, in all its filthy glory!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Virgin_Killer.jpg

Just to piss those fucks off, I hope Wikipedia not only keeps theimage up, but enlarges it.

I Don't Want That Fuckin' Retard to Be the Most Recent Post Anymore

I can't take it anymore. But I can't think of anything intelligent to say, so fuck all you fuckin' fucks. Now.

If I had a garden, I'd want this guy to hang out in it.

Arcane vituperative words!

Fuck you, you fuckin' Ninnyhammer

King Crimson Rehearsals

http://www.dgmlive.com/news.htm?position=40&artist=&&&&

Should we care? Tawk amongst yehselfs.

Orangutan spear fishing!

A story about a really, really dumb would-be politician

What the fuck?

I don't think you can say "only in Indiana," even though you really want to.